Part I: Jesus Lee's Divine Teachings
These questions can cover virtually anything! They can stretch from something lame like cooking recipes, which we probably won't take seriously considering cooking for is only for girls, to more serious subjects, like about how the hell I'm so attractive. Don't all ask at once though. I keep the secret to my good looks on the down low. Shushhhh. Don't worry, together, Kevin and I will solve all mysteries and dilemmas and provide you the reader, with the truth! Nothing more, nothing less. We'll cover all the bases as best we can, so wish us luck! Not that we'll need it. We're just that talented. And handsome. What? Yeah, handsome. Don't deny ittt~
Shoot us the questions!
Jesus outttt.
Well this collaboration was just inevitable. the co-existence of two such powerhouses just simply cannot go unnoticed nor will it remain uncultivated. with my obnoxious vocabulary and James' statuesque charm, we vow to change the world with our cooperative efforts to better your souls.
yes, i have adopted james' asshole cockiness, but hey, i like it.
but onto the main attraction. not only will we be answering your simple, menial questions, we will also become the hub of the planet's charitable organizations. for every follower we get we will donate a new car to my family. for every nice comment, we will ship crates of food to Africa. once we hit our dream of thousands of followers, we will use our God-powers to banish our world of plague and famine. plus, for each life we change for the better, we promise to insure the continuity of our cancer drive and donate crayons to the local mental hospital. and for every bad shit troller fuck, we'll burn a school down.
uhh
so yeah, in case you haven't noticed, we're tired of rambling about what this blog does. and we're itching to get up to doing what this blog was established to do.
so just go on and ask us a goddam question already. our charitable motives are on a fuse, well mine is, but as of now, our boundless wisdom, unfathomable generosity, and abundance of undeniable truths are here amongst you all. here to grace your minds and gild them with our seemingly, no. indefinitely sagacious intelligence.
plus, we're hot.
don't hate. i fathered superman.
kbye.
FORGOT TO MENTION:
All questions can be left here on the post page, but if you want to keep it private, shoot us an email at jkleexie@gmail.com. Use a dummy account if you want, or your real one, we won't try and track you down, we honestly couldn't care less. lol bye gais.
no sex solicitors either. unless you provide pics k?
why are you guys so ugly?
ReplyDeletewhy are you so obnoxious?
ReplyDeletewhy do you always smell like poo?
ReplyDeletewhat makes the world go 'round?
ReplyDeletewhy didn't you include the beautiful and intelligent lilly into this blog? losers.
ReplyDeletedid i mention you guys are ugly as heck?
ReplyDeletejk, love you lotsss
u singlehandly burned down all the elementary schools in this district
ReplyDeletewe <3 u
how do you make cream pie?
ReplyDeletecome over, i'll show ya
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tell me a storyyyyy
ReplyDeletetell you a story? ighttttt
ReplyDeletethere was once this beautiful girl named lilly. we loved her a lotttttttt. till we met her smokin hot sister SANDY! hot damnnn she was outta this world.
she married kevin and me and lilly married her dog. the end
storytelling ranking: 1-10?
-5 (lilly jiang level...)
noo, it was -9000. (jt level)
ReplyDeletelol!
what is the meaning of life?
ReplyDeletetell me a better story.
ReplyDeletewhy do you poop in your pants all the time?? ewwwwww.
ReplyDeletewhy are you so chubby and fatttt
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meaning of life?
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why do i poop in my pants?
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oh james, thats easy
ReplyDeletehe poops in his pants cause he has to witness
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everyday.
that is all.
oh good god.
ReplyDeleteill never have another boner for the rest of my life. THAT is boner control buddy.
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that's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteno u...
ReplyDeleteim no good w/ comebacks
kevin, take over, im only good for creepy comments
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ReplyDeleteleave a question dammit!
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